Can the English language survive after Bush?
"The vast majority of our imports come fromoutside the country." - George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush
"The future will be better tomorrow. " George W.Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush "
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - George W. Bush
" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush
Ok these just cracked me up . I have listened to him different times and will turn to Kate and say ...did he just say that ?
So I hope I gave you a little giggle this morning , thru your tears of course !
On Friday Josh ran in the Race for Education and we wanted to give everyone a shout that sponsored him! He did 42 laps and you guessed it ...smiled all the way . It just didn't matter when I looked at him ...he was smiling ! Gotta love a happy boy . Hey I even did a lap with him .
On another note , Josh is having a hard time listening and doing as he is asked. So yesterday after he ran outside the store to play without telling me ...he got grounded . So as I was leaving the store last night I got this call and here is the little voice I heard.
J: " Mom , When someone ask me to do something , I am going to say " Right away " , and do it right then.
M: Oh that sounds really good ! Glad you learned that while you were grounded tonight in your room.
J: I didn't learn it then , I knew that already .
M: ( Silent laughter)
Gotta love it when they once again let you know they know it all !
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