Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Bushonics and other silly silly things

Can the English language survive after Bush?

"The vast majority of our imports come fromoutside the country." - George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow. " George W.Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush "

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - George W. Bush

" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush

Ok these just cracked me up . I have listened to him different times and will turn to Kate and say ...did he just say that ?
So I hope I gave you a little giggle this morning , thru your tears of course !


On Friday Josh ran in the Race for Education and we wanted to give everyone a shout that sponsored him! He did 42 laps and you guessed it ...smiled all the way . It just didn't matter when I looked at him ...he was smiling ! Gotta love a happy boy . Hey I even did a lap with him .



On another note , Josh is having a hard time listening and doing as he is asked. So yesterday after he ran outside the store to play without telling me ...he got grounded . So as I was leaving the store last night I got this call and here is the little voice I heard.
J: " Mom , When someone ask me to do something , I am going to say " Right away " , and do it right then.
M: Oh that sounds really good ! Glad you learned that while you were grounded tonight in your room.
J: I didn't learn it then , I knew that already .
M: ( Silent laughter)

Gotta love it when they once again let you know they know it all !

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:19 AM

    sorry mine was a bad influence yesterday-he has some kind of "I don't feel like listening" bug up his rear end at this point in time-sorry we got Josh in trouble:(

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  2. Bridget11:25 AM

    Congrats to Josh for running 42 laps!!!! I feel horrible. I just realized that I didn't send in my pledge for him. Just found the sheet in the middle of all my paperwork. So sorry Josh - next time I will be better about sending it in promptly.
    Bridget

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  3. denise2:55 PM

    those there bushonics were quite funny - the man surely needs a script. good to know that kids get it after a while - breaks my heart to see them sad - but that's the only way to learn sometimes.

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